FADE IN The camera pans in on a dark night and a glowing, large campfire with several hooded figures sitting around it. An ominous wind is howling. The fire glows brighter, and then settles down to a low simmer, as the assembled crowd 'oohs' appreciatively. A hooded figure, obviously the leader since he did not seem impressed by the fire, stands and dramatically flips his hood back. We see that he is only a common thug, looking a little worse for wear. THUG LEADER: The camera pans back around the circle as hooded figures turn towards one another. Finally, a lone figure rises shakily and pulls off the hood of his cloak. It is a young man, with long, slightly flowing blonde hair and a nasty scar on his right lip. YOUNG THUG (nervously): ASSEMBLED CROWD (monotone): DEIK (blushing): The camera moves in for a close-up of Deik's tearful face, and then pans back out to the crowd, who stand stock still for a moment, before applauding. CROWD (with a few 'I know how it is, man's' thrown in): The hooded figures immediately next to Deik help him to sit down, when we hear another voice speak up. WOMAN'S VOICE (off-camera): The camera focuses on Nell the Nasty, looking just as psychotic as ever.
The crowd erupts in agreement. MEMBER #1: MEMBER #2: MEMBER #3: THUG LEADER (raising his voice above the general ruckus of the crowd): After a few moments, the camera circling the crowd, two hooded figures rise. They remove their hoods and we see that it is Greba and Gascar. GREBA (tentatively): CROWD (dutifully): GREBA (warming under all the attention): DEIK (pipes up): THUG LEADER: GREBA: CROWD (nervously glancing at the leader before replying): The two are about to sit down and make way for the other thugs and warlords to step up and share. Suddenly, Gascar stands up straight, waving his good arm for the attention of the group, which has already turned away. GASCAR: Gascar attempts an evil cackle, but it's drowned out by noise from the crowd. THUG LEADER (panicked): Several people in the group get up and walk toward Gascar. The thug leader runs after them, trying to stop them. THUG LEADER: He is cut short by a punch in the face from Gascar, using his one good arm to impressive effect, and tumbles on his back with a groan. Some group members rush to the leader's defense while Nell and a few others join Gascar at his side. A melee erupts. DISSOLVE TO Some time later. The group, its ranks much thinner now, sits dejectedly around the remnants of the fire. The thug leader, looking somewhat bruised and battered, stands up. THUG LEADER (irritably): DISSOLVE TO The camera pans in on a swampy area. The ground is wet and muddy, while other sticks, weeds, and thorns fill the rest of the area. The sound of mosquitoes can be heard in the background. It looks humid and miserable, with no semblance of civilization to be found. GABRIELLE (voice over, full of rage): The camera focuses in on Gabrielle, covered in mud and scratches, as she makes her way through the swamp. She doesn't look like a happy camper. On top of her horse is Darion who is swatting all of the mosquitoes that keep landing on him. The camera then pulls in on Xena, who is obviously in the same situation as she drags Argo behind her. She tries not to show her irritation. GABRIELLE (complaining): Xena doesn't say anything, obviously Gabrielle was right in this situation but she just doesn't want to admit it. Determined, Xena grabs her sword and starts hacking away at the thorn bushes lying in front of her path. XENA (sighing): GABRIELLE (irritated): XENA (rolling her eyes): The camera pulls up on Darion. DARION (in a smart-aleck way): Gabrielle snickers. XENA (taken aback; to Gabrielle): GABRIELLE (laughing): Xena says nothing; pursing her lips, she continues to hack away with her sword. DARION (sighs): XENA: GABRIELLE (chuckling): Silence as Xena continues to hack. DISSOLVE TO The main road; Xena and Gabrielle are riding on horseback, with Darion asleep in the saddle in front of Gabrielle. XENA: GABRIELLE: Xena glances at her with obvious displeasure, then changes the subject. XENA: GABRIELLE (letting the change in subject pass): Darion wakes up and rubs his eyes. DARION (plaintively): Xena rolls her eyes impatiently while Gabrielle peers ahead and points toward something in the distance. GABRIELLE: Pan for a long shot of a city ahead of them. DISSOLVE TO A dark room, so dark that the camera appears to be staring into nothing but blackness. After a moment, a spark of light can be seen. The camera focuses in on the lone light, where a figure can be seen, huddled over bottles and shaking. The sounds of rattling bottles can be heard; gradually, a female voice rises above the general racket. WOMAN (in tragic voice): FADE OUT END OF TEASER |