FADE IN FEMALE GUEST #1: HELGA: FEMALE GUEST #1: The camera pans around the same beautiful clearing as the near-wedding ceremony. Once again, chairs are set up and the guests are gathered. From the angle of the sun, it is easily recognizable as midday--the wedding that Laertes had called back on. The guests are muttering irritably to themselves and using the opportunity to gossip about this latest failure. The priest has fallen asleep behind the podium. King Gordus, Queen Emma, King Lycaon and Queen Hermonia are all huddled near the podium, clearly upset. KING GORDUS: QUEEN EMMA: KING LYCAON (muttering to himself): QUEEN HERMONIA (sighs dramatically): DISSOLVE TO A field with a barn sitting in the middle of it. XENA (voice-over): Zoom in on Xena, Gabrielle, Autolycus and Laertes standing in front of the barn--the same one where we saw Gascar, Greba and Nell the Nasty earlier. The shack even has a banner stretched across it: Princesses inside. Dinars to enter. LAERTES: XENA: GABRIELLE (teasing): AUTOLYCUS: XENA: AUTOLYCUS (grudgingly): Cautiously, they approach the barn. CUT TO Inside the barn. Barcanor is looking out a tiny window in its side. BARCANOR (turns around): Pan to Gascar, Greba and Nell at the other end of the barn. Alesia and Anticlea are also there, tied up with ropes. ALESIA (contemptuously): NELL THE NASTY (snarls): GASCAR (with an evil chuckle): Pan to a couple of thugs putting on ropes. Alesia and Anticlea cry out as they're hauled up to their feet and lifted off the ground. CUT TO Xena, Gabrielle, Autolycus and Laertes at the door of the barn. They walk in. CUT TO Inside the barn. Xena and the others survey the situation. There is a muddy pool dug into the ground, with two poles on each side and two ropes stretched between the poles over the pool. Anticlea and Alesia are suspended from the middle of the ropes, dangling over the pool, their hands tied in front of them. LAERTES and AUTOLYCUS (in unison): ANTICLEA: LAERTES (looks a little guiltily at Alesia): ALESIA: XENA: NELL THE NASTY: GABRIELLE (looks down): GASCAR: A pair of jaws snaps up from the mud at the two young women's dangling feet. They scream and try to pull up their feet. LAERTES (frightened): GASCAR (waving his good arm cheerily): Pan to the pool from Alesia and Anticlea's point of view. We see the two young women's dangling feet and several crocodiles swimming around in the muddy water underneath. Another croc reaches up, snapping his jaws. The two women cry out and try to tuck in their feet. Xena, Gabrielle, Autolycus and Laertes exchanged alarmed looks. AUTOLYCUS: XENA (shrugs): She turns back toward Gascar and his confederates. XENA: GASCAR: GREBA: AUTOLYCUS: GASCAR (grins evilly): AUTOLYCUS (insulted): Xena puts a hand on his shoulder and he makes a visible effort to restrain himself. GREBA: With a sigh, Autolycus throws down his dagger, Laertes his sword, Gabrielle her sais. Xena puts down her sword and chakram. She notices something; the camera follows her line of sight and we see Nell looking at the chakram with a covetous glint in her eye. Zoom in on Xena as she obviously gets an idea. XENA (picks up the chakram and stands up straight): NELL THE NASTY (mistrustful): XENA: NELL THE NASTY: XENA (nods carefully, humoring her): GASCAR (to Nell): NELL THE NASTY: GREBA: NELL THE NASTY: GREBA (to Gascar, with a gasp): GASCAR (interrupts, holding up his one hand in a "time-out" gesture): XENA (with a small, cold smile): NELL THE NASTY (after a moment's hesitation): Barcanor pulls on the rope and Anticlea is pulled toward Nell and the other thugs. Gascar and Greba eye Nell with displeasure but do not interfere. When Anticlea is nearly on the ground, Nell motions to Barcanor to stop. NELL THE NASTY (growls): Xena throws the chakram; Gabrielle gasps. The camera follows the chakram as it lands at Nell's feet. She snatches it up. NELL THE NASTY (with a maniacal cackle): She hangs the chakram on her belt, then grabs a dagger, cuts the rope that fastens Anticlea to the rope over the pool and then the rope binding her hands, and pushes her in the direction of Xena, Autolycus and the others. Autolycus and Laertes gasp with joy and relief. GASCAR (to Nell): NELL THE NASTY (snarls): Anticlea runs toward her rescuers. ANTICLEA: GASCAR: GABRIELLE (quietly, to Xena): XENA (smirking): Laertes gives her a puzzled look. She shrugs her shoulders, ejecting the breast dagger from her breastplate (like in "Death Mask"); catching the dagger, she throws it at Alesia. Laertes gasps. Close-up on the dagger as it swishes through the air, then cuts the rope that binds Alesia's hands. Alesia catches the dagger, grabbing the rope stretched over the pool with her free hand; then, she cuts the rope on which she's suspended, throws the dagger back to Xena (who catches it with a smile) and then grabs the rope over her head with her other hand. GASCAR: Alesia swings on the rope back and forth like an acrobat, while several crocodiles rear up trying to snap at her. Finally, she gains enough momentum and leaps. Quick pan to the amazed faces of Laertes, Gabrielle, Autolycus and Anticlea. Xena is smiling. LAERTES (shouts): Alesia lands on the side of the pool and runs toward the group. The camera pulls back and we see that Autolycus now has his arm around Anticlea's shoulders. ALESIA (joyfully): Xena hugs her. XENA: GABRIELLE (amazed): XENA: GASCAR (furious): NELL THE NASTY (grabs the chakram off her belt): Snarling, the thugs draw their swords and charge after Gascar and Nell. GREBA (cheers from the sidelines): GASCAR: FEMALE VOICE (off-camera): Pan to Aphrodite, the golden sparks still clearing around her. She glances at the dirt around her, then makes a face and floats up above the floor, then blows a stream of hearts in a kiss at the thugs behind Gascar and Nell. The thugs suddenly drop their weapons and begin to bawl, hugging amidst exclamations of "I love you, man!" Furious, Gascar turns toward them, brandishing his sword. GASCAR: GREBA: APHRODITE (looks at Greba): Aphrodite waves her arm and Greba's eyes suddenly cloud over in a way that usually only occurs when Ares is around. She launches herself at Gascar, catching him around the waist and dragging him to the ground. GREBA: GASCAR: Meanwhile, Nell the Nasty approaches Xena. NELL THE NASTY (awkwardly brandishing the chakram): Meanwhile, Greba's squeals and Gascar's protesting grunts are heard in the background as we see them rolling around, Gascar trying in vain to free himself from her clutches. APHRODITE (looks at Nell): She blows some hearts at Nell. NELL THE NASTY: Close-up on Nell as the hearts reach her. She pauses for a moment, her expression changing suddenly to a mellow and sentimental one. NELL THE NASTY (continues): Pan to Xena, who gives her a startled look, then back to Nell as her face crumples and tears start rolling down her face. The camera pulls back for a medium wide shot. In the blurry background, we see Gascar and Greba still rolling around on the floor. Their voices can be heard in the background as Greba squeals, "I love you, you big hunk of--" and Gascar snarls "Stop it!" NELL THE NASTY (continues, tearfully): XENA (taken aback): She takes the chakram and hangs it on her belt. In the background, where Gascar and Greba are still rolling around, muffled kisses are heard. Gascar's growl turns to a satisfied grunt followed by "Oh, yeah!" Nell, still sniffling, throws her arms around her as Xena tries gingerly to back away without pushing her. XENA: Aphrodite giggles while Nell lays a big sloppy kiss on Xena's cheek. Xena does not look happy. GABRIELLE (amused): XENA (turning toward the group of thugs, with Nell's arms still locked around her): Barcanor breaks free of a group hug with his fellow thugs and shuffles toward Xena. BARCANOR (sniffling): NELL THE NASTY (sniffling): XENA (playing along, uncomfortably): Nell finally disengages. Barcanor starts bawling again and leans in for a hug that Xena dodges. BARCANOR (to his brothers, who are still with the other thugs, hugging and weeping): He leads his mother away as his three brothers follow, sniffling. At the door of the barn, Nell the Nasty turns and blows Xena a kiss. NELL THE NASTY: Xena smiles awkwardly and waves at her. The other thugs trudge toward the door as well. Gascar and Greba are the last to leave, stopping a few times to kiss passionately. AUTOLYCUS (shakes his head): APHRODITE (giggles): XENA (to Aphrodite): APHRODITE (shrugging one shoulder): XENA (dryly): Pan to Alesia, Laertes and Anticlea. LAERTES: ALESIA (finishes for him): Laertes nods. ALESIA: ANTICLEA (to Alesia): ALESIA (gasps): ANTICLEA (grins at her): ALESIA (takes the bracelet and puts it back on, not quite knowing how to react): AUTOLYCUS (puts an arm around Alesia): LAERTES (to Alesia, still uncomfortable): ALESIA (thinks a moment): APHRODITE (smiles proudly): XENA: APHRODITE (with a little wink): XENA (her face unflinching, holds out a hand to stop her): APHRODITE: She walks off arm in arm with Alesia. The two disappear mid-stride in a shower of golden sparks. Gabrielle looks after them and shakes her head indulgently, then turns to Xena. GABRIELLE: XENA: GABRIELLE: XENA (nods): GABRIELLE (smiles warmly): The two women look affectionately at each other. LAERTES: They kiss. AUTOLYCUS (clears his throat and averts his eyes): Autolycus, Anticlea and Laertes walk off together. Xena and Gabrielle walk after them, out into the field. GABRIELLE (shaking her head): XENA (embarrassed): GABRIELLE (blithely): XENA: A long shot of the two walking through the field. GABRIELLE (fading out): DISSOLVE TO A mixture of regally dressed figures (from Laertes' side) and random people (Autolycus' friends) are seated for the wedding--again. Despite everything, there is not a spare seat to be found. Some people are even standing in the back, eager to see if this wedding will actually go on. Xena, Gabrielle and Darion are sitting together in the front row. Laertes is standing in front of the arch, dressed in an elegant purple and green robe and a white shirt with gold trim. He looks very happy, if slightly nervous. Music begins to play. Everyone looks down the aisle to see Anticlea walk up, arm in arm with Autolycus. She is wearing her white wedding dress with a veil, a wreath of flowers on her head and carrying a bouquet in her hand. She walks slowly toward Laertes with a smile on her face and tears in her eyes. Autolycus, this time, is nearly bawling. Anticlea stops in front of the arch, facing Laertes. Autolycus steps back. The priest looks at the two of them gently, if curiously and a little apprehensively. Anticlea and Laertes hold hands. PRIEST: CHILD'S VOICE (pipes up off-camera): A murmur goes through the crowd. Autolycus looks ready to kill; Laertes and Anticlea blanch. The camera pans back to show a little girl in a pretty blue dress stand up. The astute viewer will recognize her as Annabel from "Lost and Found." ANNABEL (innocently): A general sigh of relief runs through the crowd as people turn back to look at the child. Autolycus wipes his forehead, as do Laertes and the priest with an identical gesture. Annabel's mother shushes her, takes her hand and leads her away. At the end of the aisle, Annabel turns around and sticks out her tongue at the priest. Pan to Xena and Gabrielle, looking in Annabel's direction. XENA (quietly to Gabrielle): GABRIELLE (quietly): AUTOLYCUS (nudges the priest from the side): PRIEST: LAERTES (sincerely): PRIEST: There is a pause, and the crowd waits with baited breath. ANTICLEA: A general sigh of relief. PRIEST: Anticlea and Laertes move in, tentatively at first, for a kiss. As soon as their lips touch, all reservations are gone, and they kiss passionately and happily. Autolycus averts his eyes, while the crowd cheers. DISSOLVE TO An overhead shot of the reception, being held conveniently in the same beautiful clearing as the wedding. It's late afternoon. People are dancing, eating and drinking. The camera moves in to show Anticlea and Laertes dancing, lost in each other. Autolycus stands to the side, watching them, clearly moved. DISSOLVE TO Back in the outdoor temple in Cyra (from "If the Shoe Fits"). It is in significantly more decay than when we last saw it. Aphrodite and Alesia are sitting next to a golden statue that has lost its head. ALESIA (sighs): APHRODITE: ALESIA: APHRODITE: Alesia looks up and smiles. Aphrodite's eyes light up and she smiles as well, pulling Alesia into a tight hug and laughing. The camera slowly pulls back as the goddess and her mortal friend laugh amidst the ruins of Aphrodite's temple. DISSOLVE TO Xena, Gabrielle and Darion walking toward the stables. The sun is starting to set. DARION (dazed and joyous): XENA (teasing): DARION (nodding): Xena and Gabrielle exchange shocked looks. GABRIELLE (trying not to laugh at Darion's crush): DARION (excited): Xena and Gabrielle exchange horrified looks as ominous-sounding music is cued in. GABRIELLE: DARION: His voice trails off as they continue to walk. Xena's voice rises for a moment. XENA: They continue to walk away from the camera as we: FADE OUT THE END [The Hatred and Personal Vengeance Addicts Anonymous twelve-step program suffered a minor setback during the production of this motion picture.]
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