FADE IN
We fade back into the forest clearing. Gabrielle is still sitting and reading to Talis while he has a scroll in her hand while Talis listens to her. GABRIELLE (reading): Gabrielle smiles and carefully rolls up the scroll. TALIS: GABRIELLE (smile quickly fading): TALIS: GABRIELLE (looks at him sheepishly):
Gabrielle rolls her eyes as she gets up from the log. TALIS (generously): GABRIELLE (irritated): Talis is not listening--he stares past her, his face dissolving into a beatific smile. GABRIELLE (snaps): TALIS (with adoration): Gabrielle turns to see Xena ride up. GABRIELLE: XENA (businesslike): She dismounts briskly. GABRIELLE: XENA (not listening): Gabrielle turns and heads towards Klio to put the scroll in her saddlebag. As she stuffs the scrolls in the saddlebag, she mutters, obviously ticked off. GABRIELLE (to herself): CUT TO A close-up of Cerberus, snapping the jaws of one of his three heads and barking. The camera pulls back to show all three of the monster's heads barking furiously, and then further back, we see a horse-drawn cart, filled with some sort of goods, on a road that cuts through the forest. Cerberus, who is slightly bigger than the horse, stands on the side of the road slightly behind the car, all three sets of teeth bared in a snarl. A terrified-looking man in a gray shirt and a blue cap is sitting on the front of the cart, holding the reins. MAN (screams towards Cerberus): Cerberus snarls. MAN (terrified): Cerberus starts barking furiously and moves toward the wagon. The horse bolts in fright as Cerberus takes off in pursuit. As the horse races, packages and rolled-up scrolls spill from the cart. Cerberus nips at the back of the cart. Suddenly off camera a war cry pierces the air. XENA (off-screen): The camera pulls in to show Xena riding in on Argo. When she gets close to Cerberus she flips off her horse, landing right in front of Cerberus and between him and the cart. XENA (pulling out her chakram, to Cerberus): When Cerberus sees the chakram, it stops barking and gapes at Xena, all three tongues hanging out. XENA (holding up chakram): Xena pulls back and makes as if to throw the chakram, but hangs on to it. Cerberus takes off running in the direction he thought it went, then pauses and looks back to see that Xena still has the chakram. Xena grins mischievously, obviously enjoying the game. Cerberus runs back towards Xena. This time she throws the chakram and Cerberus chases after it. The camera pans back to Xena, who goes up to the man as he stops his horse and jumps down to pick up his cargo. XENA: The man nods, obviously somewhat in shock, adjusting his cap. MAN (shakes his head): With a shaky hand, he points to Cerberus, who is running and hopping trying to catch the chakram. We see the chakram strike a tree and split in two, causing Cerberus to start spinning in confusion. The camera then pans back to Xena who is helping the mailman load the scrolls and packages back in the cart. XENA: MAILMAN (hurriedly): He gets on the cart, grabs the reins and rides off. Xena smiles and hops back on Argo as the chakram flies back towards her. XENA (catching the chakram, shouting to Cerberus): Xena rides fast down the path back into the forest and Cerberus takes after her, barking. Xena glances back to see Cerberus gaining on her. XENA (kicking the stirrups): CUT TO A forest clearing. Xena rides on through the clearing. XENA (shouting): With Argo still riding fast Xena moves her feet up, and pushing forward, flips off her horse grabbing onto a hanging branch. Xena swings and flips up, then lands on the branch she was swinging from. Looking down, she can hear Cerberus' barks coming closer. The camera pulls up to show one of the chains of Hephaestus hanging above her. It's been wrapped around a tree branch kind of like a rolled-up hose. Reaching up, she grabs onto the end of the chain and pauses for a second. As Cerberus comes near, she jumps off the branch towards the ground. We watch as the chain begins to unwrap rapidly. The camera pulls down as Cerberus comes running. Xena flies down from the tree (with the chain still in her hand) and lands on Cerberus's back. Holding onto his back she climbs towards its heads. Cerberus stops, snarling, and tries to shake her off. Xena, pulling the chain tight, clips the end onto the back of one of Cerberus' spiked collars. The camera pulls up to show the other end of the chain tightly wrapped around the tree branch. Xena flips off Cerberus as the dog struggles to break from the chain. As Cerberus growls and pulls at the chain, the camera pulls up to show the branch groaning and starting to creak. XENA (yells): The camera pans to Gabrielle and Talis behind the tree; Gabrielle is holding the end of another chain fastened to the tree trunk. TALIS: He grabs the chain from Gabrielle and races toward the struggling Cerberus, aiming to fasten the chain on another one of its collars. He swipes the end of the chain at the collar; just then the dog turns with a growl and knocks him aside. TALIS (shouting): He is knocked against a tree and falls to the ground unconscious. The chain slips off to the ground. As Cerberus continues to struggle, the branch to which the first chain is attached creaks again and we see that it is starting to break. Pan down to Gabrielle, who comes running and picks up the end of the chain. The branch breaks. Just as Cerberus is about to run loose, Gabrielle jumps forward and lands on the dog's back, managing to attach the end of the chain to another spiked collar. As Cerberus growls and struggles, she jumps off awkwardly and lands on her behind. Xena walks up to Gabrielle and helps her up. XENA (nods toward Cerberus, smiling): GABRIELLE (rubs her behind): Talis stirs and lifts his head. The camera pulls back to show Xena, Gabrielle and the still-struggling Cerberus from his point of view. A flash of purple light is seen behind Xena and Gabrielle. It solidifies into a woman with long black hair, wearing a sleek dark blue dress and a little too much jewelry. WOMAN (sounding rather like Fran from The Nanny, with similar mannerisms): Talis groans and faints again. XENA: PERSEPHONE (extending her hand to Xena; she has long nails painted scarlet): She starts scratching Cerberus's left head behind the ears. Cerberus growls contentedly and lies down. XENA (sarcastic): GABRIELLE (grins, wrinkling her nose): With the snap of her finger, Persephone causes the chains to snap off and then dematerializes Cerberus. GABRIELLE (whispering to Xena): XENA (sighing): PERSEPHONE (to Xena and Gabrielle): XENA: Gabrielle shoots her a surprised look. PERSEPHONE (lifts an eyebrow): XENA: PERSEPHONE (thinks a moment): A purse materializes in her hand; she gives it to Xena. XENA (looks inside): PERSEPHONE (nodding): Persephone laughs (the irritating Fran laugh) as she dematerializes. XENA: GABRIELLE (looks around): The camera pulls around to show Talis slowly getting up and shaking his head. TALIS (holding his head): The two women exchange an amused look. CUT TO The same village as before, at sunset. The village bustles with activity as people are still cleaning up the debris. The camera zooms in on a crowd in the village square, which is listening raptly to Talis. Xena and Gabrielle stand nearby listening. TALIS (proudly): The villagers cheer. Xena and Gabrielle exchange an amused glance. GABRIELLE (quietly to Xena): The old woman, Talis' mother, approaches them glowing with pride. OLD WOMAN (to Xena and Gabrielle): Gabrielle nods, smiling but obviously making an effort to keep from showing her irritation. As the crowd starts to dissipate, a middle-aged man comes up to Xena. MIDDLE-AGED MAN: XENA: As the man walks away, Talis comes up to Xena. TALIS: XENA (jovially, slapping him on the shoulder): TALIS (nods solemnly): CUT TO Xena and Gabrielle riding out of the village. GABRIELLE (grins): XENA: GABRIELLE (teasing): Xena gets a thoughtful look on her face.
XENA (with a dreamy smile): The camera starts to pull away so that we see Xena and Gabrielle from the back, their voices starting to fade. GABRIELLE (mischievously): XENA (shakes her head and laughs): The camera pulls out to show a wide shot of Xena and Gabrielle riding off into the sunset as we: FADE OUT THE END [We have finally learned the answer to the question posed in the annoying song which shares the title of this motion picture. The shades let the dog out.]
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