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FADE IN A very dreary day, gray clouds cover most of the sky; only a few patches of blue are seen. An overhead view of a road amidst low hills, with a village or small town visible in the distance. The road is quite crowded. The camera pans down and zooms in on three riders--Xena, Gabrielle, and Eve. Xena and Gabrielle are wearing the same coats that they wore in the Norse Lands in "The Rheingold," and Eve has a similar coat on. It is obviously a cold day; their breaths can be seen in the air.
XENA: GABRIELLE (a little distracted): EVE (wraps herself a little more tightly in her coat): XENA: EVE (lifts her arm and looks at her sleeve): GABRIELLE (looks wistfully into the distance): XENA (jokingly): GABRIELLE: EVE: XENA (gives her a warm look): GABRIELLE (pensively): XENA: GABRIELLE (looks down): XENA: GABRIELLE (looks up): XENA (sighs and nods): GABRIELLE (quietly): XENA: GABRIELLE: EVE (a little uncomfortably): XENA (glances at Gabrielle): GABRIELLE (smiles, obviously trying to dispel the tension): XENA (warily): GABRIELLE (grins a little): EVE (nearly bumps into another rider): XENA (rolls her eyes): CUT TO Xena, Gabrielle and Eve ride through the streets of Potidaea. It's started to snow, light fluffy snowflakes falling on the ground. Many houses are decorated with ribbons, ivy, wreaths, red flowers and other festive symbols. GABRIELLE: A raucous noise and shouts are heard in the distance. XENA (lifts an eyebrow): As they ride on, the noise grows louder. CUT TO Xena, Gabrielle and Eve ride into the marketplace and stop in their tracks. What they see before them is utter chaos, a large crowd embroiled in a melee. The camera pans to two old men who are dueling with their walking sticks using them as swords. OLD MAN #1: The camera pans over other fight scenes: two men pulling each other's long hair, two women punching each other, a woman riding on a man's back and punching his head while he tries in vain to throw her off. XENA (wryly): GABRIELLE (to a woman who is staggering past them, her kerchief askew, her face scratched): WOMAN (gasping for breath, shouts over the noise of the crowd): As if to illustrate her words, a wild-eyed man clutching a pine tree makes his way past them, trying to run despite his burden. EVE (shocked): She flinches and barely has time to duck as a shoe directed at the man with the pine tree flies past her, nearly hitting her in the head. XENA (finishes wryly for Eve): GABRIELLE: WOMAN (steadies her breath): She fixes up her kerchief and goes away. XENA: She dismounts; Gabrielle and Eve do likewise, and they walk toward the melee. Just then, two men's voices are heard from the fighting crowd. VOICE#1 (off-camera): VOICE #2 (off-camera): GABRIELLE: The two men with walking sticks are still fighting. Eve walks up to them and tries to separate them. EVE: OLD MAN #1: EVE: The old men swing their walking sticks at her. Eve parries the blow, easily disarms them and throws the walking sticks in different directions. OLD MAN #2 (grumbles): OLD MAN #1 (shakes his head): The two old men hobble in different directions to pick up their walking sticks. EVE: The camera pans to Xena and Gabrielle trying to separate the people who are fighting. Some of the rowdies attack them, and we see them using some of their signature moves, even though their movements are hampered by the coats. Gabrielle manages to land a kick that sends an attacker sprawling on his back, while Xena uses a backward punch, with both hands, to knock out a burly man and an equally burly woman who try to tackle her from behind. A large stick flies through the air and lands at Gabrielle's feet. She picks it up, looks at it for a moment, flips it in her hands and starts using it as a staff. Xena, Gabrielle and Eve make their way through the crowd as the fight starts to calm down, and get a glimpse of a man trying to separate the combatants. GABRIELLE (stops in amazement): A punch in the back takes her by surprise and she sprawls face forward. XENA (alarmed): GABRIELLE (rolls over and uses her staff to fend off a second blow from her attacker, a tall, red-faced, disheveled woman): She gets up. The camera pans to Haimon who stops, turns around and smiles as he sees the three women. HAIMON: GABRIELLE (smiles): HAIMON: GABRIELLE: Haimon shakes his head sadly. VOICE (off-camera): The camera pans to a rather corpulent man in a gold-embroidered, fur-lined purple and equally rich leather boots, standing in an area enclosed by a waist-high picket fence guarded by five burly menacing-looking men. The enclosure is empty except for some broken-off evergreen branches and twigs on the ground. MAN: A disappointed "Ohhhh!" goes up from the crowd. Gabrielle, Xena and Eve look stricken as we: FADE OUT END OF TEASER |