ACT FOUR FADE IN A street in Lycia, illuminated by torches. It is still dark, though the first glimmer of daylight is visible in the sky. Xena and Gabrielle are walking down the street. GABRIELLE: XENA: CUT TO The marketplace, where the few vendors still in business are opening their stalls. Xena and Gabrielle come up to the edge of the square just as the sun rises, and a dreamy look comes suddenly over Xena's face. XENA: GABRIELLE (groans): XENA (in a seductive sing-song): Ares flashes in, looking exasperated. ARES: XENA (sighing happily): GABRIELLE: ARES: She puts her arms around him and kisses him hard. ARES (pulls back): He turns around, walks away and vanishes. Xena sprints after him, with Gabrielle in hot pursuit. GABRIELLE: XENA: GABRIELLE: XENA: CUT TO A street corner. Theias is walking down the street, guiding Polyeidus. Turning a corner, Xena and Gabrielle run smack into them and they all wind up in a heap on the ground. After some scuffling, they disentangle themselves. Theias is the first to recover. THEIAS (overjoyed): GABRIELLE: THEIAS (a little bitterly): XENA (dreamy): THEIAS (puzzled): XENA (growls): GABRIELLE: THEIAS: GABRIELLE: Polyeidus' face changes, as if he has just realized something. POLYEIDUS: XENA (squirms): GABRIELLE (blushes furiously): POLYEIDUS (sighs): THEIAS: POLYEIDUS: XENA and GABRIELLE (simultaneously): POLYEIDUS (suddenly realizing he'll have to spill the beans): THEIAS: POLYEIDUS: GABRIELLE: XENA: POLYEIDUS (hesitant): XENA (unable to suppress a grin): POLYEIDUS: THEIAS (looks down, turning crimson): GABRIELLE: POLYEIDUS: XENA: POLYEIDUS: GABRIELLE (groans): POLYEIDUS (seizing the opportunity): XENA: POLYEIDUS: XENA: GABRIELLE: THEIAS: XENA and GABRIELLE (simultaneously): CUT TO The marketplace, later the same morning. Xena, Gabrielle, Polyeidus and Theias are walking. GABRIELLE: POLYEIDUS: XENA (grits her teeth): POLYEIDUS: Gabrielle groans. THEIAS (sheepishly): XENA (brusquely): THEIAS: GABRIELLE: XENA: She shakes herself, then starts off at a run, startling the others. Theias and Gabrielle look at each other then run after her--by now she is nowhere to be seen. GABRIELLE: The camera pans over to the shadow of the giant sun dial in the market square just as it crosses the noon mark. Gabrielle stops in mid-stride. GABRIELLE (dreamy): Theias rams into her. THEIAS: Gabrielle steps away, frowns, looks left and right, completely ignores Theias and runs in the direction Xena went. GABRIELLE: THEIAS: POYEIDUS (behind them): GABRIELLE: They round a corner, Gabrielle in the lead, Theias running after her and Polyeidus tapping along in their wake as best he can, grumbling to himself. Soon, a half-dozen townsfolk are running behind them as well, trying to see what's going on. CUT TO A littered courtyard in a run-down part of town. The buildings surrounding the court lean drunkenly against each other, and several have rooms that overhang the pavement. It's an altogether nasty place. Xena is standing in the center of the courtyard, frowning. There is an explosion of noise and Gabrielle appears in the mouth of the alley leading from the street, followed by Theias, the whole mob of people running after them. THEIAS: GABRIELLE: XENA: Gabrielle sees Xena and stops, Theias nearly runs into her but stops as well, and the mob trips over its collective feet and goes down. There's a good deal of thrashing and muttering, then the mob gets up sheepishly, looks around, sees nothing and goes away. Gabrielle looks around the enclosed courtyard, her face falls. Theias looks at her, concerned. GABRIELLE (wails): XENA (distractedly): THEIAS: GABRIELLE: She's cut off when Xena clamps a hand over her mouth. XENA: She points over Gabrielle's shoulder, down the alley. The camera pans around to show the leader of the encyclopedia salesmen making his way stealthily toward them. Xena pulls Gabrielle after her and Theias joins them as they duck into a doorway. Flaccus passes by without seeing them. There are a few strange sounds, then Xena peeks out cautiously to see where he's gone. The alley is empty. Flaccus has vanished. XENA (mutters): GABRIELLE: Theias' eyes widen in sudden comprehension. THEIAS: XENA: She stands and looks carefully at the courtyard, checking out every possible exit. The doors to all the buildings are boarded up, the stairways closed off--there seems no way out. Then she points to a pile of crates heaped untidily in a corner. She draws her sword. Gabrielle grabs her sais and Theias picks up a piece of wood. The three surround the pile and at Xena's silent signal, they snatch the crates away from the wall to reveal--nothing. The corner is completely paved, offering no hiding place or escape route. Frustrated, the three turn to leave when Xena sees something sparkling in the dust. She walks over and picks it up: it's a jewel from Queenie's caftan. Once again Xena looks around carefully, and as she does she notices something: one of the overhanging upper stories looks odd. She makes a square out of her fingers and peers through it (think of a director framing a shot). She checks again and then points it out to the others: the shape of the building is all wrong: there's a hidden room between the overhanging part and the main building. XENA (loudly): She leads the others down the alley away from the courtyard. Then they turn and tiptoe back. Quickly the three gather the crates together and place them under the overhang, then set them on fire. The wood is damp and there's a lot of smoke, which is exactly what Xena wants. As soon as the fire is blazing and smoke is billowing up towards the building, the three start to yell. GABRIELLE: THEIAS: A cunningly hidden trapdoor opens in the floor of the overhang and the encyclopedia salesmen tumble out, helter-skelter, dragging Queenie with them. They stop dead when they see the burning crates, but it's too late: Xena, Gabrielle and Theias attack. Xena is legendary, of course, and Gabrielle can hold her own, but Theias isn't much of a fighter. Besides, dozens of miscreants are pouring from the hideaway like cockroaches, and the odds aren't good. Soon, however, it becomes apparent that someone is helping our heroes, because the salesmen are falling down a lot, tripping over their own feet, and dropping their weapons...almost as if some invisible entity were knocking their swords from their hands. XENA (grins): ARES (only she hears him): A few minutes later and the thugs are tied and on their way to the magistrate under guard and Queenie is on her way back to the palace, accompanied by her three rescuers. CUT TO The sun is setting behind Iobatas' palace. Iobatas and Queenie are standing on the porch, looking for all the world to see like newlyweds. Xena, Gabrielle and Theias are about to leave. QUEENIE: The king and queen kiss. Gabrielle, Xena and Theias exchange an amused look that swiftly turns to one of slightly embarrassed appreciation as the royal couple's embrace grows more and more passionate: Gabrielle's eyebrows rise, Theias blushes, then they look away. XENA: GABRIELLE: All three turn to walk away from the palace. In the background, the image of the king and queen is now scrambled for the sake of propriety. Theias stops and pulls something from his pocket--a small scroll. The camera focuses on it as he unrolls it. THEIAS (apologetic): GABRIELLE: Xena opens her mouth to object, then thinks better of it. THEIAS: A close up of Xena and Gabrielle--both squeeze their eyes shut, as though bracing themselves for a blow. CUT TO The campsite by the stream, after dark. Xena and Gabrielle are sitting by the fire with Ares, who is looking from one to the other and back again, finally settling on Xena. ARES: XENA: ARES: GABRIELLE: Ares gives Xena a horrified look; Xena scowls and elbows Gabrielle, who tries to look innocent and fails miserably. Ares reaches over and scoops Xena into an embrace, planting a kiss on the side of her head; Gabrielle yelps and gets out of the way. Xena beats him off, laughing. ARES: XENA: ARES (smirks): Xena chuckles affectionately. There is a long pause as they look into each other's eyes. ARES: XENA (haughtily): She shivers slightly as Ares brushes his hand against her face. ARES: He disappears. GABRIELLE (after the flash): XENA: GABRIELLE (suspiciously): XENA: GABRIELLE: FADE OUT THE END [If anyone would like to purchase the Spartan Stair Master, the Athenian Ab-Doer, the Thracian Thigh Master, the Scylla Sit-Up Machine or the Ulysses Untie-Bo Scrolls please call 1-800-LOOK-LIKE-A-GOD.]
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